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Festivus For The Rest Of Us funk Honor the classic in aBecause the commercial and religious aspects of Christmas have officially become overbearing and because tinsel is distracting: Break out your unadorned, aluminum pole. Its time for Festivus. Of course, the zeitgeisty sitcom Seinfeld, responsible for gifting us terms close talker, mimbo and yada yada, would also gift us the parody holiday of all parody holidays. Invented by George Costanzas father, Frank, after he was unable to score his son the doll